My Sister Wants to be President 

Jessica: Did you send me your Wingman clips yet?
C.Sto: No”
Jessica: (annoyed snort)
C.Sto: (whining) I don”t feel like putting on makeup to do it.
Jessica: Well I hope you never run for office because every time you need me to show up at one of your little political rallies I”m going to be all, “No, I don”t feel like putting on makeup to attend because I”m a huge wimp-sissy-girl.”
C.Sto: Have you ever seen ”Black Sheep”?
Jessica: That Chris Farley movie? Yeah...
C.Sto: OK so you see where I”m going with this.
Jessica: (beat) ohyoumotherfucker--
C.Sto: (hysterical laughter)
Jessica: You are so lucky I'm not within arm's reach of you right now.

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